Amazing laws..!

Nothing serious today folks! I thought we could spend some time together laughing at some amazing laws which our world offers us everyday: The first; the law of Mechanical Repair: This law says that after your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch! Now I've found this true whenever my hands are full! I've held a book during a concert and felt my nose beginning to itch, knowing that it's impossible to put the book down in front of audience and have a good scratch!
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner! Why tool? Invariably when I play ball with my dog, the ball rolls to a spot which is the most inaccessible spot under heavy furniture I can't lift. I turn round and do I see my dog grinning at me?   
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal!
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire!
Variation Law: If you change lines, traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now! I've seen this happen all the time!
Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings!
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with!
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! Believe you me, how often I've seen this happen to my computer, my printer and even my car when I go to the mechanic!
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach!
Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last!
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold!
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers!
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug!
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are!
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about!
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly!
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet!
I take back my words, these laws are no laughing matter; they happen..!
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Amazing laws..!

Nothing serious today folks! I thought we could spend some time together laughing at some amazing laws which our world offers us everyday: The first; the law of Mechanical Repair: This law says that after your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch! Now Ive found this true whenever my hands are full! Ive held a book during a concert and felt my nose beginning to itch, knowing that its impossible to put the book down in front of audience and have a good scratch! Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner! Why tool? Invariably when I play ball with my dog, the ball rolls to a spot which is the most inaccessible spot under heavy furniture I cant lift. I turn round and do I see my dog grinning at me? Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal! Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire! Variation Law: If you change lines, traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now! Ive seen this happen all the time! Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings! Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you dont want to be seen with! Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine wont work, it will! Believe you me, how often Ive seen this happen to my computer, my printer and even my car when I go to the mechanic! Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach! Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last! Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold! Murphys Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers! Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug! Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are! Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you dont know what you are talking about! Browns Law: If the shoe fits, its ugly! Olivers Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet! I take back my words, these laws are no laughing matter; they happen..! [email protected]