A bigger role..!

People are wondering how Rahul was only made the Vice-President of the Congress party. The cook told the driver who told me the conversation that took place with his mama.
"My son you want a beeger role?"
"Yes mama!"
"What eese it you want beeger?"
"Well mama.."
"Let mama guess, you want to carry your own lunch box to Parliament and not share lunch with your dear mama?"
"Yes mama yes," said a pleased Rahul, "but mama, there are some other things..."
"Let mama guess. You want to choose your own kurta pajamas and not have your dear mama choose them for you?"
"Excellent mama, But …"
"Let mama guess.. I know my son so well. You want to feel grown up no? My son?"
"Yes mama, yes!"
"Let mama guess… You want to see adult movies my son?"
"Yes mama yes!"
"But only once a month my son, I cannot come with you more than once a month to cover your eyes!"
"Yes mama, yes, but mama.."
"Let mama guess.. You want something else?"
"Yes mama yes.."
"Let mama guess, you want to make another speech in Parliament my son?"
"Yes mama yes?"
"Okay my son but let mama see the speech and correct all your spelling mistakes!"
"Yes mama, but.."
"There is something more no?"
"Yes mama, yes.."
"Let mama guess, you want to go to South America and see your girlfriend?"
"Gee mama, yes mama.."
"Okay my son but nothing naughty okay?"
"No mama I won't. Mama…"
"Yes my son there is something else?"
"Mama, I want.."
"Let mama guess, it is about our Congress?"
"Yes mama, yes.."
"You want to talk about the Congress?"
"Yes mama, yes."
"What is it my son?"
"Can't mama guess?"
"Mama can't my son."
"I want to lead the Congress mama. I want a bigger role!"  
"Mama mia! But you are such a leetle fellow! That eese my role my son! Okay I weel make you Vice-President…!"

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A bigger role..!

People are wondering how Rahul was only made the Vice-President of the Congress party. The cook told the driver who told me the conversation that took place with his mama. My son you want a beeger role? Yes mama! What eese it you want beeger? Well mama.. Let mama guess, you want to carry your own lunch box to Parliament and not share lunch with your dear mama? Yes mama yes, said a pleased Rahul, but mama, there are some other things... Let mama guess. You want to choose your own kurta pajamas and not have your dear mama choose them for you? Excellent mama, But Let mama guess.. I know my son so well. You want to feel grown up no? My son? Yes mama, yes! Let mama guess You want to see adult movies my son? Yes mama yes! But only once a month my son, I cannot come with you more than once a month to cover your eyes! Yes mama, yes, but mama.. Let mama guess.. You want something else? Yes mama yes.. Let mama guess, you want to make another speech in Parliament my son? Yes mama yes? Okay my son but let mama see the speech and correct all your spelling mistakes! Yes mama, but.. There is something more no? Yes mama, yes.. Let mama guess, you want to go to South America and see your girlfriend? Gee mama, yes mama.. Okay my son but nothing naughty okay? No mama I wont. Mama Yes my son there is something else? Mama, I want.. Let mama guess, it is about our Congress? Yes mama, yes.. You want to talk about the Congress? Yes mama, yes. What is it my son? Cant mama guess? Mama cant my son. I want to lead the Congress mama. I want a bigger role! Mama mia! But you are such a leetle fellow! That eese my role my son! Okay I weel make you Vice-President! [email protected]