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Boasting warriors
A group of soldiers were at the village square bragging about their accomplishments in a recent battle.
"We obliterated them," said one of the men. "We were invincible. I myself killed about a dozen of their best men."
"And I," added another, "caught an arrow that was headed towards me, threw it back at the shooter, and nailed him right in the heart!" A third man chimed in, "I We are surely the greatest warriors this town has ever known!"
As they bragged and the villagers oowed and awed, Nasrudin stood up and proclaimed, "Well, back in my day, when I was in battle, I once took my sword and chopped off my enemy's arm!"
One of the warriors said, "If I were you, I would have cut off his head instead!" Nasrudin replied, "Yes, I agree, but it would not have been possible at that time."
"Why not?" the warrior asked.
"Because someone had already chopped off his head before me!" Nasrudin replied.
  

Laughing out loud

Boasting warriors A group of soldiers were at the village square bragging about their accomplishments in a recent battle. We obliterated them, said one of the men. We were invincible. I myself killed about a dozen of their best men. And I, added another, caught an arrow that was headed towards me, threw it back at the shooter, and nailed him right in the heart! A third man chimed in, I We are surely the greatest warriors this town has ever known! As they bragged and the villagers oowed and awed, Nasrudin stood up and proclaimed, Well, back in my day, when I was in battle, I once took my sword and chopped off my enemys arm! One of the warriors said, If I were you, I would have cut off his head instead! Nasrudin replied, Yes, I agree, but it would not have been possible at that time. Why not? the warrior asked. Because someone had already chopped off his head before me! Nasrudin replied.