Laughing out loud
Nasrudin offers friend strawberries
Nasrudin had a friend over at his house.
Have some of these strawberries, Nasrudin said.
Thank you, replied the friend, but I have already eaten five of them.
I usually dont count, Nasrudin replied, but you actually ate ten.
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The thief
One night, a thief broke into Nasrudins house and began putting items in a sack. Nasrudin then joined him and added a few items.
The thief was so bewildered that he turned to Nasrudin and asked, What in the world are you doing?
Well, Nasrudin replied, I thought we were moving, so I began helping you pack.
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The town gossip
The Town Gossip: Nasrudin, I just saw some men delivering a huge tub of stew.
Nasrudin: Whats it to me?
The Town Gossip: They were taking it to your house.
Nasrudin: Whats it to you?
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