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Complaints about Nasrudin's wife
One day, the local people complained to Nasrudin, "Your wife is always walking here and there, going to all sorts of different places. “This is improper for a woman. For God's sake, Mulla, tell her that she should stop moving around so much."
"OK," reaplied Nasrudin. "If she ever comes to our house, I'll be sure to tell her."
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Nasrudin eats dates
A man noticed Nasrudin eating dates with their seeds.
"Why are you eating the seeds" the man asked.
"Because," explained Nasrudin, "the merchant who sold them to me included the weight of the seeds."
 Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

Complaints about Nasrudins wife One day, the local people complained to Nasrudin, Your wife is always walking here and there, going to all sorts of different places. This is improper for a woman. For Gods sake, Mulla, tell her that she should stop moving around so much. OK, reaplied Nasrudin. If she ever comes to our house, Ill be sure to tell her. * * * * * * * * * * * * ** Nasrudin eats dates A man noticed Nasrudin eating dates with their seeds. Why are you eating the seeds the man asked. Because, explained Nasrudin, the merchant who sold them to me included the weight of the seeds. Compiled from the internet