Laughing out loud

I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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Two gold fish are in a tank.
One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?!”
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Two soldiers are in a tank.
One looks at the other and says, “BLUBLUBBLUBLUBBLUB.”
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As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
But hay, it’s in my jeans.
    Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

I couldnt believe that the highway department called my dad a thief. But when I got home, all the signs were there. * * * * * * * * * * * * Two gold fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, You know how to drive this thing?! * * * * * * * * * * * * Two soldiers are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, BLUBLUBBLUBLUBBLUB. * * * * * * * * * * * * As a scarecrow, people say Im outstanding in my field. But hay, its in my jeans. Compiled from the internet