Laughing out loud

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggie

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If you want to find out who loves you more, stick your wife and dog in the trunk of your car for an hour

When you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?

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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That’s just how I roll

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Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage

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What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?

“Make me one with everything.”

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You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.

 Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggie * * * * * * * * * * * If you want to find out who loves you more, stick your wife and dog in the trunk of your car for an hour When you open the trunk, who is happy to see you? * * * * * * * * * * * Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Thats just how I roll * * * * * * * * * * * Coles Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage * * * * * * * * * * * What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything. * * * * * * * * * * * You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Because theyre really good at it. Compiled from the internet