Laughing out loud

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”

The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

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A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?”

The lawyer responds: “I charge £1,000 to answer three questions.”

“Bloody hell – That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?”

“Yes. What’s your third question?”

   

 

Laughing out loud

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, Hey, youve got a steering wheel on your pants. The pirate says, Arrrr, I know. Its driving me nuts. * * * * * * * * * * * A guy goes into a lawyers office and asks the lawyer: Excuse me, how much do you charge? The lawyer responds: I charge 1,000 to answer three questions. Bloody hell Thats a bit expensive isnt it? Yes. Whats your third question?