Laughing out loud

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

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A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you," said the lawyer. "But it's only $500," replied the man. "Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!"

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Laughing out loud

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until hes topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he cant escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, Its been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, Ill let you go. The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back! * * * * * * * * * * * * A man went to his lawyer and told him, My neighbor owes me $500 and he wont pay up. What should I do? Do you have any proof he owes you the money? asked the lawyer. Nope, replied the man. OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you, said the lawyer. But its only $500, replied the man. Precisely. Thats what he will reply and then youll have your proof! Compiled from the internet