Laughing out loud

So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: "You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They'll rob you blind. Don't you go paying them what they ask. You haggle." At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel. When they reach their destination, the cabbie says, "That'll be twenty dollars, lads." "Oh no you don't! My dad warned me about you. You'll only be getting fifteen dollars from me," says one of the men. "And you'll only be getting fifteen from me too," adds the other.

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A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."    

    Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: You watch them Aussie cab drivers. Theyll rob you blind. Dont you go paying them what they ask. You haggle. At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel. When they reach their destination, the cabbie says, Thatll be twenty dollars, lads. Oh no you dont! My dad warned me about you. Youll only be getting fifteen dollars from me, says one of the men. And youll only be getting fifteen from me too, adds the other. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means? Youll know tonight, he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled The Meaning of Dreams. Compiled from the internet