Children�s viewpoint..!..!

Yesterday was a wonderful evening spent in the company of two cousins of mine, both heads of schools. We laughed as each narrated incidents behind walls of learning: Mischievous acts done not only by naughty boys but by seemingly innocent looking girls and many other stories, so when a friend sent me this hilarious list of a 'children's views' I thought we could all share a laugh:
Nudity:
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a  woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!          
Honesty:
Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell his mother he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So she fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to her bathroom and came out with her toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.
Opinions:
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."
Ketchup:
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar.  During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now, she's hitting the bottle."            
More Nudity:
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
Elderly:
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.
The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"                                                                School:
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"
It's so wonderful isn't it to have God's gift of children? Love them, cherish them but also let them help you laugh..!
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Children�s viewpoint..!..!

Yesterday was a wonderful evening spent in the company of two cousins of mine, both heads of schools. We laughed as each narrated incidents behind walls of learning: Mischievous acts done not only by naughty boys but by seemingly innocent looking girls and many other stories, so when a friend sent me this hilarious list of a childrens views I thought we could all share a laugh: Nudity: I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, Mom! That lady isnt wearing a seat belt! Honesty: Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell his mother hed dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So she fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to her bathroom and came out with her toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, We better throw this one out too then, cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago. Opinions: On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents. Ketchup: A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. Its the minister, Mommy, the child said to her mother. Then she added, Mommy cant come to the phone to talk to you right now, shes hitting the bottle. More Nudity: A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the womens locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, Whats the matter havent you ever seen a little boy before? Elderly: While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, The tooth fairy will never believe this! School: A little girl had just finished her first week of school. Im just wasting my time, she said to her mother. I cant read, I cant write and they wont let me talk! Its so wonderful isnt it to have Gods gift of children? Love them, cherish them but also let them help you laugh..! [email protected]