Laughing out loud
Your eyes are very red
Nasrudin, suffering from some eye irritation, went to see a doctor.
The doctor took a look at him and said, Your eyes are very red. Do they also ache? asked Nasrudin.
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Three times two
While Nasrudin was staying in another town, a local man asked him what three times two was.
Four, Nasrudin replied.
You are wrong, the man said. The answer is six.
Actually, explained Nasrudin, I am not wrong. We use different type of math where I am from.
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Nasrudin gets engaged
Nasrudin, having just got engaged to a new woman in town, went to his fiances home to meet his future mother-in-law.
Tell me, she said, are you sure that this is the first time you are getting married? Yes, Nasrudin replied, I swear on my four kids that I have never been married before.
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