Laughing out loud
Hanging wright
Mulla Nusruddins best friend, Ricky Wright, had been accused of murder, and Mulla had been in a funk for weeks while the trial proceeded. Wright was convicted and sentenced to death by hanging. The only hope left for Mullas friend was a pardon from the governor, but, on the evening of the scheduled execution, the pardon hadnt happened. Mulla came home in the evening and went straight to the cupboard for a drink.
Directly to the bottle, huh? complained his wife. Not even a hello for me? Nag, nag, nag, said Mulla. He took off his shoes and headed upstairs to take his bath.
Why cant you take your shoes off at the door like everyone else? asked his wife.
Nag, nag, nag, said Mulla. While he was upstairs, a neighbor came to the door and told his wife that the governor had pardoned Wright at the last minute.
When the neighbor left, Mullas wife ran upstairs to tell him. Mulla had taken his clothes off and was bending over, filling the bath. Theyre not hanging Wright tonight! she exclaimed.
Nag, nag, nag, said Mulla.
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A litre of milk
Mulla Nasruddin went to the milkman with a small pot. Give me one liter of cows milk, he said.
A liter of cows milk wont fit in that pot, said the milkman.
Okay, fine, said the Mulla. Give me a liter of goats milk.
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