Laughing out loud

Two Sardarjis are looking at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar 1: Look, so many bandages! Must be a pukka (real) lorry accident case.
Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!
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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken!!
Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

 Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

Two Sardarjis are looking at an Egyptian mummy. Sardar 1: Look, so many bandages! Must be a pukka (real) lorry accident case. Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!! * * * * * * * * * * * * * Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with T. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. * * * * * * * * * * * * * Museum Administrator: Thats a 500-year-old statue youve broken!! Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one! Compiled from the internet