Laughing out loud

Santa was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to put in the column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes, please.
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Santa, hard of hearing, realises that he needs to buy a hearing aid, but he feels unwilling to spend too much money.
'How much do they cost?' he asks Manbir, the shopkeeper.
'That depends,' says. Manbir, 'They run from £20 to £2,000.'
'Let's see the £20 model,' asks Santa.
Manbir puts the device around Santa's neck instructing, 'You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket.'
'How does it work?' Santa inquires.
'For only £20 it doesn't work," Manbir replies, 'But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!'
 Compiled from the internet

 

Laughing out loud

Santa was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to put in the column Salary Expected. After much thought he wrote : Yes, please. * * * * * * * * * * * * Santa, hard of hearing, realises that he needs to buy a hearing aid, but he feels unwilling to spend too much money. How much do they cost? he asks Manbir, the shopkeeper. That depends, says. Manbir, They run from 20 to 2,000. Lets see the 20 model, asks Santa. Manbir puts the device around Santas neck instructing, You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket. How does it work? Santa inquires. For only 20 it doesnt work, Manbir replies, But when people see it on you, theyll talk louder! Compiled from the internet