Santa goes into a bar in New York.
The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.'
The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.'
Santa says. 'Santa Singh, married.'
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Santa: I am a most proud Sardar, My son is in medical college.
Banta: Really, what is he studying?
Santa: No is not studying, they are studying him.
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