Laughing out loud

Paddy drags a huge box to the Antiques Roadshow in Dublin.‘Where did you get this?’ asks the expert.‘It’s been in me loft for 40 years, to be sure’ replies Paddy, ‘and I tink it must be some koind of family heirloom.’‘I see,’ says the expert. ‘Tell me, do you have insurance?’‘No,’ replies Paddy.‘Do yus think I shud?’‘Yeah,’ replies the expert. ‘It’s your water tank.

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Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer, What happened said the farmer,Liam replied, that his parachute failed to open, well said the farmer if you had asked the locals before you jumped, they would have told you nothing opens here on a Sunday.

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Paddy says to Mary if you were stranded on a desert island who would you like most to be with you?”

“My uncle Mick” replies Paddy.

“What’s so special about him?” asks Mary.

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Laughing out loud

Paddy drags a huge box to the Antiques Roadshow in Dublin.Where did you get this? asks the expert.Its been in me loft for 40 years, to be sure replies Paddy, and I tink it must be some koind of family heirloom.I see, says the expert. Tell me, do you have insurance?No, replies Paddy.Do yus think I shud?Yeah, replies the expert. Its your water tank. * * * * * * * * * * * * * Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer, What happened said the farmer,Liam replied, that his parachute failed to open, well said the farmer if you had asked the locals before you jumped, they would have told you nothing opens here on a Sunday. * * * * * * * * * * * * * Paddy says to Mary if you were stranded on a desert island who would you like most to be with you? My uncle Mick replies Paddy. Whats so special about him? asks Mary. Compiled from the internet