Laughing out loud

Murphy goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.

There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby.

And on the wall a fine photographic display of various women who appear to have misplaced their garments.

He hears a priest come in. “Father, forgive I tink its been a while since I’ve been to confession and to be sure I must say that the confessional box is much better than it used to be.”

The priest replies, “Get out, you idiot. You’re on my side!”

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and then get mad when it won't screw.

 

Laughing out loud

Murphy goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. Theres a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby. And on the wall a fine photographic display of various women who appear to have misplaced their garments. He hears a priest come in. Father, forgive I tink its been a while since Ive been to confession and to be sure I must say that the confessional box is much better than it used to be. The priest replies, Get out, you idiot. Youre on my side! * * * * * * * * * * * * * How many friend zoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and then get mad when it wont screw.