Laughing out loud
Never criticise someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticise them, youll be a mile away, and youll have their shoes.
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
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I couldnt believe that the highway department called my dad a thief.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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My grandfather died peacefully, in his sleep
not screaming like the passengers in his car.
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Compiled from the internet
