Laughing out loud

A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?”

The lawyer responds: “I charge £1,000 to answer three questions.”

“Bloody hell – That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?”

“Yes. What’s your third question?”

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I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.

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How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

    Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

A guy goes into a lawyers office and asks the lawyer: Excuse me, how much do you charge? The lawyer responds: I charge 1,000 to answer three questions. Bloody hell Thats a bit expensive isnt it? Yes. Whats your third question? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Whats the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste. Compiled from the internet