Laughing out loud

Two gold fish are in a tank.
One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?!”
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Two soldiers are in a tank.
One looks at the other and says, “BLUBLUBBLUBLUBBLUB.”
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As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
But hay, it’s in my jeans.
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A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, “I can’t do this. I need water.” The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”
The horse says, “Me neither!”
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What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple?
They’re both red except for the green one.

    Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

Two gold fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, You know how to drive this thing?! * * * * * * * * * * * * Two soldiers are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, BLUBLUBBLUBLUBBLUB. * * * * * * * * * * * * As a scarecrow, people say Im outstanding in my field. But hay, its in my jeans. * * * * * * * * * * * * A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, I cant do this. I need water. The man says, I didnt know dogs could talk. The horse says, Me neither! * * * * * * * * * * * * What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple? Theyre both red except for the green one. Compiled from the internet