Sattar G with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing
a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked
up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
" Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ..what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel (Yar) called back."
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On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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