Laughing out loud

The doctor told Pathan that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days,
he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Pathan called the doctor to report
he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem ?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
Pathan Yar and Sattar are in a railway station.
Yar asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Airport?"
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Sattar.
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What do you call a Pathan who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Khan ('T' silent!).

Compiled from the internet

 

Laughing out loud

The doctor told Pathan that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Pathan called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. Whats the problem ? asked the doctor. Im 2400 kms from home. * * * * * * * * * * * * * Pathan Yar and Sattar are in a railway station. Yar asks the clerk: Can I take this train to Airport? No, answers the Railway man. Can I? asks Sattar. * * * * * * * * * * * * * What do you call a Pathan who drinks only beer? Just-beer Khan (T silent!). Compiled from the internet