Laughing out loud

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.

Bartender says "Pal, if you want a punch you'll have to stand in line" Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.

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People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones.

But people in Abu Dhabi do!

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My friends say there's a gay guy in our circle of friends... I really hope it's Todd, he's cute.

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Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other "I need you to help me get to the other side!"The other guy replies "You are on the other side!"

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Laughing out loud

How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. Bartender says Pal, if you want a punch youll have to stand in line Guy looks around, but there is no punch line. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * People in Dubai dont like the Flintstones. But people in Abu Dhabi do! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * My friends say theres a gay guy in our circle of friends... I really hope its Todd, hes cute. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other I need you to help me get to the other side!The other guy replies You are on the other side! Compiled from the internet