Laughing out loud
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they partook in many activities and adventures together. Of late their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day when they were playing cards, one looked at the other and said: Now dont get mad at me - I know weve been friends for a long time but I just cant think of your name.
Ive thought and thought, but I cant remember it. Please tell me what your name is.
Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, How soon do you need to know?
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As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his phone rang. Answering, he heard his wifes voice urgently warning him: Vernon , I just heard on the news that theres a car going the wrong way on M25. Please be careful!
Hell, said Vernon, Its not just one car. Theres hundreds of them!
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My Dad said to me, Son, I wanted you to know you were adopted.
I shouted, Youre kidding! Really?
He said, Yes. Get your things together, theyre coming to pick you up in an hour.
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