Laughing out loud

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
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This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
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My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.
I said "40".
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I've found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.
It's shift work.
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I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs.
    
Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

I bought the worlds worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, its terrible. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep. I said 40. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Ive found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters. Its shift work. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs. Compiled from the internet