Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
Bartender says "Pal, if you want a punch you'll have to stand in line" Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.
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People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones.
But people in Abu Dhabi do!
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My friends say there's a gay guy in our circle of friends... I really hope it's Todd, he's cute.
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
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Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
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After long fourteen years, the verdict on the heinous grenade attack has been declared. It was a ruthless barbaric attack on the then leader of the opposition Sheikh Hasina and her senior party leaders… 
Editor : M. Shamsur Rahman
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Editor : M. Shamsur Rahman
Published by the Editor on behalf of Independent Publications Limited at Media Printers, 446/H, Tejgaon I/A, Dhaka-1215.
Editorial, News & Commercial Offices : Beximco Media Complex, 149-150 Tejgaon I/A, Dhaka-1208, Bangladesh. GPO Box No. 934, Dhaka-1000.
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