Laughing out loud

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

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Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong"

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

    Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I dont know what he laced them with, but Ive been tripping all day. ************* I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. ************* Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says I think we got this joke wrong ************* Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter. ************* And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster. Compiled from the internet