Laughing out loud
A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.
As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say Supersex.
She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at him, she said, Supersex. He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, Ill take the soup.
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Q. How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese?
A. Moatzarella.
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Q. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face?
A. Too close for comfort food.
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