Laughing out loud
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Dont cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is All India Radio!
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old kings skeleton.
Tourist: Whos that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same kings skeleton when he was a child...
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black White
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Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr: What were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key
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Sardarji made a call to airport.
How long is the journey from India to America ?
Girl : One second sir....
Sardarji: Thanks !!
Compiled from the internet
