Laughing out loud

In Spain, there is a tradition after a bullfight to serve the mayor the bull’s testicles.

One day after a bullfight, the mayor asks the waiter: “Funny, why are they so small today?”

The waiter: “Today, sir, the bull won.”

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Mr. Smith: “Doctor, you remember this strengthening solution you prescribed me yesterday?”

 Doctor: “Yes, what’s the matter?”

Mr. Smith: “I would like to use it but I can’t open the bottle!”

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I‘ve decided to run a marathon for charity. I didn’t want to do it at first, but apparently it’s for blind and disabled kids so I think I’ve got a good chance of winning. We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was "Michael".

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What is dangerous?

Sneezing while having diarrhea!

    Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

In Spain, there is a tradition after a bullfight to serve the mayor the bulls testicles. One day after a bullfight, the mayor asks the waiter: Funny, why are they so small today? The waiter: Today, sir, the bull won. *************** Mr. Smith: Doctor, you remember this strengthening solution you prescribed me yesterday? Doctor: Yes, whats the matter? Mr. Smith: I would like to use it but I cant open the bottle! *************** Ive decided to run a marathon for charity. I didnt want to do it at first, but apparently its for blind and disabled kids so I think Ive got a good chance of winning. We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was Michael. *************** What is dangerous? Sneezing while having diarrhea! Compiled from the internet