Laughing out loud

Police: “Open the door!”
Man: “I don’t want any balls!”
Police: “What? We don’t have any balls!”
Man: “I know.”
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A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?”
  The husband: “Are you mad? I barely know that woman!”
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Sleep with an open window tonight!
1400 mosquitos like that. 420 mosquitos commented on it. 210 mosquitos shared this.
One mosquito invited for the event. 2800 mosquitos will be attending the event.
    Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

Police: Open the door! Man: I dont want any balls! Police: What? We dont have any balls! Man: I know. * * * * * * * * * * * * A wife complains to her husband: Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why cant you do the same? The husband: Are you mad? I barely know that woman! * * * * * * * * * * * * Sleep with an open window tonight! 1400 mosquitos like that. 420 mosquitos commented on it. 210 mosquitos shared this. One mosquito invited for the event. 2800 mosquitos will be attending the event. Compiled from the internet