Laughing out loud

I want a divorce!

But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part.

I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you.

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A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide.

“I’m sorry sir, but I can’t give you cyanide just like that.”

Without a word, the man takes out his wife’s photograph and holds it in front of him.

The pharmacist apologizes, “My mistake, I didn’t realize you had a prescription.”

Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

I want a divorce! But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part. I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you. * * * * * * * * * * A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. Im sorry sir, but I cant give you cyanide just like that. Without a word, the man takes out his wifes photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, My mistake, I didnt realize you had a prescription. Compiled from the internet