Laughing out loud

 Little Johnny tells his friend, "My grandpa died yesterday."
 Friend asks, "Oh, how did that happen?"
Johnny, "He hit his thumb with a hammer."
Friend, "But you can't die of that!"
Johnny, "I know but he wouldn't stop screaming and cursing so we had to shoot him."
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I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45.
 It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.

Compiled from the internet

 

Laughing out loud

Little Johnny tells his friend, My grandpa died yesterday. Friend asks, Oh, how did that happen? Johnny, He hit his thumb with a hammer. Friend, But you cant die of that! Johnny, I know but he wouldnt stop screaming and cursing so we had to shoot him. * * * * * * * * * I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45. It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery. Compiled from the internet