Laughing out loud

Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, let's make sure he's dead."  There’s a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?"
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I‘ve decided to run a marathon for charity. I didn’t want to do it at first, but apparently it’s for blind and disabled kids so I think I’ve got a good chance of winning. We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was "Michael".
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Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man has come. He says he has an appointment.”
Doctor: “Tell him I can"t see him.”
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Laughing out loud

Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesnt appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, My friend is dead! What can I do? The operator says Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, lets make sure hes dead. Theres a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says OK, now what? ** * * * * * * * * Ive decided to run a marathon for charity. I didnt want to do it at first, but apparently its for blind and disabled kids so I think Ive got a good chance of winning. We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was Michael. ** * * * * * * * * Secretary: Doctor the invisible man has come. He says he has an appointment. Doctor: Tell him I cant see him. Compiled from the internet