Laughing out loud

Little Johnny asks his father:

"Where does the wind come from?"

"I don't know."

"Why do dogs bark?"

"I don't know."

"Why is the earth round?"

"I don't know." "Does it disturb you that I ask so much?"

"No son. Please ask. Otherwise you will never learn anything."

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 “My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”

“Oh is she an alcoholic?” “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”

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Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!    

    Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

Little Johnny asks his father: Where does the wind come from? I dont know. Why do dogs bark? I dont know. Why is the earth round? I dont know. Does it disturb you that I ask so much? No son. Please ask. Otherwise you will never learn anything. * * * * * * * * * My wife suffers from a drinking problem. Oh is she an alcoholic? No, I am, but shes the one who suffers. * * * * * * * * * Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn! Compiled from the internet