Laughing out loud
Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery.
The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!
The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery!
Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.
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A wife complains to her husband: Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why cant you do the same?
The husband: Are you mad? I barely know that woman!
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Me and my wife decided that we dont want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
Compiled from the internet
