Laughing out loud

I tried to change my password to "14days".

The computer said it was two week.

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Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates.

They'll kill your dog.

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"Doctor, doctor, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass Of Home."

"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."

"Is it common?"

"It's not unusual."

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I'm on a whisky diet.

I've lost three days already.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week.

Later I phoned her up for a date but she'd popped her clogs.

    Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

I tried to change my password to 14days. The computer said it was two week. * * * * * * * * * Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. Theyll kill your dog. * * * * * * * * * Doctor, doctor, I cant stop singing The Green, Green Grass Of Home. That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. Is it common? Its not unusual. * * * * * * * * * Im on a whisky diet. Ive lost three days already. * * * * * * * * * I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week. Later I phoned her up for a date but shed popped her clogs. Compiled from the internet