Laughing out loud

2 cows are grazing in a field. 1 cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?". The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!".
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Some people think it's romantic to carve their names on trees in the park while on a date.
I'm more worried about why they're bringing a knife on their date.
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station the other one is a busty crustacean.
Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

2 cows are grazing in a field. 1 cow says to the other, You ever worry about that mad cow disease?. The other cow says, Why would I care? Im a helicopter!. * * * * * * * * * Some people think its romantic to carve their names on trees in the park while on a date. Im more worried about why theyre bringing a knife on their date. * * * * * * * * * I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car. * * * * * * * * * Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. * * * * * * * * * Whats the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station the other one is a busty crustacean. Compiled from the internet