Laughing out loud

One day, two women dog owners are arguing about whose dog is smarter.
The first woman says,  "My dog's so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me."
The second woman replies, "I know..."
The first woman is surprised and asks, "How do you know?"
The second woman says, "My dog told me."
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What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?
“Make me one with everything.”
You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?
Because they’re really good at it.
    
Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

One day, two women dog owners are arguing about whose dog is smarter. The first woman says, My dogs so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. The second woman replies, I know... The first woman is surprised and asks, How do you know? The second woman says, My dog told me. * * * * * * * * What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything. You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Because theyre really good at it. Compiled from the internet