Laughing out loud

The teacher said to his class one day, "Please stand up, anyone who thinks they're stupid."

Nobody stood up so the teacher said, "I'm sure there are some stupid students in this class!"

At this point Little Johnny stood up.

The teacher said, "Oh Johnny! So you think you're stupid then?" Little Johnny replied, "No, I just felt bad that you were standing up on your own."

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Doctor, doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum.

I've got some cream for that.

    Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

The teacher said to his class one day, Please stand up, anyone who thinks theyre stupid. Nobody stood up so the teacher said, Im sure there are some stupid students in this class! At this point Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, Oh Johnny! So you think youre stupid then? Little Johnny replied, No, I just felt bad that you were standing up on your own. * * * * * * * * Doctor, doctor, Ive got a strawberry stuck up my bum. Ive got some cream for that. Compiled from the internet