Laughing out loud

I found my wife hanging from a rope in the attic.
There was a note saying, "I really can't stand your criticsm any longer!"
I quickly cut the rope and reanimated her. Thankfully I could bring her back to life.
As she lay in my arms I could see her eyes slowly open and I said, "Come on, that's not how you spell criticism."
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A guy goes to the information desk in a supermarket and says, “ I’m looking for insulation wool for my hobby room.”
The clerk apologizes that they sell no such thing, perhaps he’d be more lucky at a Home Depot.
“OK,” agrees the man, “all jokes aside, I’m looking for tampons for my wife.”
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Laughing out loud

I found my wife hanging from a rope in the attic. There was a note saying, I really cant stand your criticsm any longer! I quickly cut the rope and reanimated her. Thankfully I could bring her back to life. As she lay in my arms I could see her eyes slowly open and I said, Come on, thats not how you spell criticism. * * * * * * * * * * A guy goes to the information desk in a supermarket and says, Im looking for insulation wool for my hobby room. The clerk apologizes that they sell no such thing, perhaps hed be more lucky at a Home Depot. OK, agrees the man, all jokes aside, Im looking for tampons for my wife. Compiled from the internet