Laughing out loud

I saw a poster today, somebody was asking “Have you seen my cat?” So I called the number and said that I didn’t. - I like to help where I can.
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Waiter? I’m sorry, but I cannot eat all this. Would you be so kind and pack it for me? To take away?
But sir, this is a buffet.
Pack it up I said!“
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A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, “Is this some kind of a joke?”
    Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

I saw a poster today, somebody was asking Have you seen my cat? So I called the number and said that I didnt. - I like to help where I can. * * * * * * * * Waiter? Im sorry, but I cannot eat all this. Would you be so kind and pack it for me? To take away? But sir, this is a buffet. Pack it up I said! * * * * * * * * A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, Is this some kind of a joke? Compiled from the internet