Laughing out loud

Four elephants go for a walk on a stormy day. They only have one umbrella between them. How come they none of them get wet?
Well did anybody say it was raining?
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A prisoner is finally released, after many years in jail. He stands at the pavement, yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him happily and joins, “I’m four! I’m four!"
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Teacher: Class, this morning, we will have only half a day of school.
Class: Yaaaaay!
Teacher: We enjoy the other half this afternoon!
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Laughing out loud

Four elephants go for a walk on a stormy day. They only have one umbrella between them. How come they none of them get wet? Well did anybody say it was raining? * * * * * * * * * * * A prisoner is finally released, after many years in jail. He stands at the pavement, yelling, Im free! Im free! A little kid walks up to him happily and joins, Im four! Im four! * * * * * * * * * * * Teacher: Class, this morning, we will have only half a day of school. Class: Yaaaaay! Teacher: We enjoy the other half this afternoon! Compiled from the internet