Laughing out loud

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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A child goes to his father and asks, "Father, how do parents think of names for their children?" The father answers, "Well, son, the night before the mother gives birth, the father goes into the woods and camps for the night. When he wakes the following morning, the first thing he sees is what he names his child, which is why your sister is named Soaring Eagle. Why do you ask, Bear Poop?"
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Mother: "Are you talking back to me?!"
Son: "Well yeah, that's kinda how communication works."
    Compiled from the internet

 

Laughing out loud

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. Sis, he said, I wish youd sing Christmas carols. Thats nice of you, Alfie, she replied, but why? Alfie replied, Because then Id only have to hear your voice once a year! * * * * * * * * * A child goes to his father and asks, Father, how do parents think of names for their children? The father answers, Well, son, the night before the mother gives birth, the father goes into the woods and camps for the night. When he wakes the following morning, the first thing he sees is what he names his child, which is why your sister is named Soaring Eagle. Why do you ask, Bear Poop? * * * * * * * * * Mother: Are you talking back to me?! Son: Well yeah, thats kinda how communication works. Compiled from the internet