Laughing out loud
Two cannibals, a father and son, are walking down the street, when they notice a hot girl passing by. The son says to the father, Daddy, Im hungry, lets eat that girl that just passed by. The father replies, Ive got a better idea son, lets take this one home and eat your mother instead!
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My wife and I are planning our 21st wedding anniversary celebration. Here lies the problem: she wants to go to Outback Steakhouse, I want sex, and my mother-in-law thinks we should renew our vows at church. Well, Im all for compromise, so we should have sex outback of the church.
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Little Johnny came in from the backyard sobbing. His mother asked Whats the matter? Dad was fixing the fence and hit his thumb with the hammer, he said through his tears. Thats not so serious, his mother said, and a big boy like you shouldnt cry about that. Why didnt you just laugh? I did! cried Johnny.
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A married couple, Harry and Esther, are out shopping one morning when Esther says, Darling, its my mothers birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She said she would like something electric. Harry replies, How about a chair?
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