Laughing out loud

A girl asks a boy: "Peter, how much do you love me?"

The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."

The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”

Boy nods, "Exactly!"

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A man goes to the lawyer: “What is your fee?”

Lawyer says: “1000 US dollars for 3 questions.”

Man: “Wow - so much! Isn’t it a bit expensive?”

Lawyer: “Yes, what is your third question?”

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When I look at chocolate, I hear two voices in my head.

The first one says: “You need to eat that chocolate.”

The other voice goes: “You heard. Eat the chocolate.”

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Insurance clerk: "Where were you born, Sir?"

Man: "In the United States."

Insurance clerk: "OK, and which part?"

Man: "My entire body."

    Compiled from the internet

 

Laughing out loud

A girl asks a boy: Peter, how much do you love me? The boy looks her in the eyes, Look up at the stars, thats how much I love you. The girl is confused, But its morning, there are no stars? Boy nods, Exactly! * * * * * * * * A man goes to the lawyer: What is your fee? Lawyer says: 1000 US dollars for 3 questions. Man: Wow - so much! Isnt it a bit expensive? Lawyer: Yes, what is your third question? * * * * * * * * When I look at chocolate, I hear two voices in my head. The first one says: You need to eat that chocolate. The other voice goes: You heard. Eat the chocolate. * * * * * * * * Insurance clerk: Where were you born, Sir? Man: In the United States. Insurance clerk: OK, and which part? Man: My entire body. Compiled from the internet