Laughing out loud

"Mom, where do tampons go?"

"Where the babies come from, darling."

"In the stork?"

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Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"

Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"

Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"

Patrick: "What school?"

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A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

Compiled from the internet

 

Laughing out loud

Mom, where do tampons go? Where the babies come from, darling. In the stork? * * * * * * * * Mother: How was school today, Patrick? Patrick: It was really great mum! Today we made explosives! Mother: Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow? Patrick: What school? * * * * * * * * A man asks a farmer near a field, Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train. The farmer says, Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, youll even catch the 4:11 one. Compiled from the internet