Laughing out loud

A man is walking along a beach and finds a bottle. When he rubs the bottle, a genie appears and says, "I can grant you one wish." "Well," says the man, "I have never been too fond of flying, so could you make a highway from California to Hawaii?" The genie says, "Do you know how much of my power that would take?" The man says, "Okay, I have never really gotten girls, so could you make that happen?" The genie says, "You want that highway two lane or four lane?"
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Laughing out loud

A man is walking along a beach and finds a bottle. When he rubs the bottle, a genie appears and says, I can grant you one wish. Well, says the man, I have never been too fond of flying, so could you make a highway from California to Hawaii? The genie says, Do you know how much of my power that would take? The man says, Okay, I have never really gotten girls, so could you make that happen? The genie says, You want that highway two lane or four lane? Compiled from the internet