Laughing out loud

An Indian cab driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel. Along the way, they saw a Honda motorcycle overtake the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Motorcycle very fast, made in Japan." Then a Toyota car overtook the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Car very fast, made in Japan." When they reached the destination the fare was 1500 rupees. The Japanese man thought the ride would only cost 500 rupees. He asked the driver why the ride was so expensive. The driver said, "Meter very fast, made in India."
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A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"
 
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Laughing out loud

An Indian cab driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel. Along the way, they saw a Honda motorcycle overtake the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, Motorcycle very fast, made in Japan. Then a Toyota car overtook the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, Car very fast, made in Japan. When they reached the destination the fare was 1500 rupees. The Japanese man thought the ride would only cost 500 rupees. He asked the driver why the ride was so expensive. The driver said, Meter very fast, made in India. * * * * * * * * * * A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, Im terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you. The woman replied, Well thats alright with me, but how are you at catching mice? Compiled from the internet